In case you didn’t know, I forgive you for bullying me. All those remarks and fights are long past and really don’t matter anymore. If you’ve ever felt guilty about anything that happened between us, it’s absolved. All of it is water under the bridge. Actually I don’t even remember who these bullies are, only that I was bullied.
Dear those I might have bullied,
I’m sorry. There’s really no reason to accept my apologies but it’s how I feel and I just wish I had known then what I know now. Thank you to those who forgive me, and to those that don’t, let me know how we can get past this. Let me make amends. This isn’t part of a step process or anything. Just get a hold of me and let’s talk.
And finally, dear Karma,
I know it’s not my place to say this but I think it’s enough, isn’t it? My next step may be to give up most of my possessions and not eat for 3 weeks or something. Please don’t tell me it has to get to that point. But I’m thinking you can just forward me that million dollar check now so I can at least live out the rest of my life with my wife in peace. It’s not much to ask. Is it?